Monday, February 23, 2009

Falling Star

The Demise of Joaquin Phoenix
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?




This is what we like to call, in the blogging business, the ultimate RANT.

He has single-handedly made himself the perpetual spot holder for #1 item on the BITCH LIST.

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy:

The Announcement
The Proof
The Foreshadow
The Embarrassing Feature on a Talk Show (Originally coined by Tom Cruise)
The Point in Which You are Mocked at a Notable Event (Coined by you, Joaquin)

My great friends Amanda and Jared hear it is all an act... "the ultimate punk'd." They go to Williams, so I trust their knowledge.


All I have to say is,
COME BACK TO US!!! GLADIATOR WAS THE BEST!!!!

With Hope,

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